Disclaimer

Any mistakes on these pages are intentional and are there to make these pages funny.

You did read the warning, didn't you?

This site was made for the amusement of a bunch of blokes, some ladies, and Andy's relatives. It is not a vehicle for a money-making machine, although if anyone has one spare we would like to get in touch and become very good friends with you.

If there is anything you find objectionable on this site, then please get in contact. We will endeavour to do everything in our power to resolve the issue, removing the offending item if necessary. There is one exception - we cannot get rid of Shandy/Andy as that would be plain silly.

This is a smoke free web site